Pirate Insult Generator

Ahoy you landlubbing, narwhal smelling, cogbrains!  That’s right, to compliment my Shakespeare Insult Generator, I’ve created the Pirate Insult Generator, which you can find here!

“Why a Pirate Insult Generator?”, you may ask?  It’s simple, it goes directly with my Robert Louis Stevenson’s Treasure Island for Kids book.  It’s the same as the other Shakespeare books: melodramatic, fun, short, and easy to comprehend.

How to use the Pirate Insult Generator

Shiver me timbers, ye scurvy, rum-running, coxswain!pirate insult generator

Yo, ho, ho, ye squiffy, flogging, old salt!

Listen bucko, ye chimp-faced, mutiny-starting, seadog!
You….well, you get the picture….
Create your own awesome pirate insults with this great pirate insult generator!!!
It’s simple, download this:  Pirate Insult Generator – and then follow these simple rules:
  1. Take a word from column 1Long John Silver PIrate Insult generator
  2. Take a word from column 2
  3. Take a word from column 3
  4. Put some bitterness in the way you say it
  5. Add a nice scowl
  6. Maybe some evil eyes too…yeah, that’ll work….
  7. And if you have a cutlass point that at them too!
  8. Then let your pirate insult fly! – Ye kraken-smelling, spewing, son of a sea biscuit!

The Pirate Insult Generator

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