Pirate Insult Generator

Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island for KidsAhoy you landlubbing, narwhal smelling, cogbrains!  That’s right, to compliment my Shakespeare Insult Generator, I’ve created the Pirate Insult Generator, which you can find here!

“Why a Pirate Insult Generator?”, you may ask?  It’s simple, it goes directly with my Robert Louis Stevenson’s Treasure Island for Kids book.  It’s the same as the other Shakespeare books: melodramatic, fun, short, and easy to comprehend.

How to use the Pirate Insult Generator

Shiver me timbers, ye scurvy, rum-running, coxswain!pirate insult generator

Yo, ho, ho, ye squiffy, flogging, old salt!

Listen bucko, ye chimp-faced, mutiny-starting, seadog!
You….well, you get the picture….
Create your own awesome pirate insults with this great pirate insult generator!!!
It’s simple, download this:  Pirate Insult Generator – and then follow these simple rules:
  1. Take a word from column 1Long John Silver PIrate Insult generator
  2. Take a word from column 2
  3. Take a word from column 3
  4. Put some bitterness in the way you say it
  5. Add a nice scowl
  6. Maybe some evil eyes too…yeah, that’ll work….
  7. And if you have a cutlass point that at them too!
  8. Then let your pirate insult fly! – Ye kraken-smelling, spewing, son of a sea biscuit!

The Pirate Insult Generator


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